You Want Jokes? SNOW Problem!

You Want Jokes? SNOW Problem!

Staff Writer: Surabi Shanmugam, Grade 8


Have you had enough snow days or 2 hour delays yet?  Eagle View students have! As we look forward to spring, here are some winter jokes to help you get through this very “blah” February. You want jokes? Snow problem!


Question and Answer


Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?

A: Snow and Tell.

 

Q: What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?

A: A cold.

 

Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowflake.

 

Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your freezer?

A: He’s still there!

 

Q: If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?

A: Snowbows.

 

Q: What do snowmen say when they take pictures?

A: Freeze!

 

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?

A: Do you smell carrots?

 

Q: What kind of cake do snowmen like to eat?

A: It doesn’t matter! They just need lots of frosting!

 

Q: What do you call an old snowman?

A: Water.

 

Q: What do bees do in cold weather?

A: Put on their yellow jacket.

 

Knock-Knock Jokes

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Atch

Atch who?

Bless you.

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Icy

Icy who?

Icy you.

 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snowbody.

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Snow

Snow who?

Snow laughing matter.

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Snow

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again.

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Scold

Scold who?

Scold outside.

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snowbody’s business but mine.

 

Sources

https://funkidsjokes.com/winter-jokes-for-kids/

https://blog.schoolspecialty.com/18-winter-jokes-kids/

https://funkidsjokes.com/snow-jokes/
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